Sunday, June 24, 2012

PT Cruisers

PT Cruisers look like the mutant spawn of a VW Beetle bred with a hearse.

This post could end there, could it not?

When PT Cruisers made their debut in 2000, I thought the world had gone absolutely insane. Who in their RIGHT MIND would drop 20 grand on that? Apparently, lots of folks. I have hated every PT Cruiser I have ever laid my troubled eyes upon, but ESPECIALLY the dark purple (not maroon... purple) model that zipped around my neighborhood in the Cruiser's hey day.

Thankfully, the production of the PT Cruiser stopped in 2010. Unfortunately, I'm sure there will be ugly little used PTs cruising around for many more years to come. I will never truly experience happiness until I know the last PT Cruiser in the world  has been destroyed.

PT Cruisers must go.


  1. As soon as this post came up in my feed I was like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    I excitedly clicked the link to see what you had said.

    You did not disappoint. Thank you.

  2. Seriously. I hate them so much and I have to contain my hatred because I have friends THAT I LIKE who drive them. I mean, what insane youthful impulse drove you to make the most horrible purchase of your life?!


What must go, must go.