I feel like it's probably not necessary to write out a lengthy explaination as to why Ke$ha needs to go, so I'll keep these sentiments brief. Like a speedo.
- Ke$ha spells her name with a dollar sign.
- She has the most annoying valley-girl voice I have ever heard.
- She thinks it is awesome and unique to misspell the titles to the songs she slurs.
- I tried to pull up some lyrics as further proof that she is a non-contributor to the music world, but her lyrics website gave my computer an electronic STD and I had to shut the whole thing down.
- The song that I was looking at as an example of her idiotic filth uses the phrase "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" over and over again and makes several allusions to committing unspeakable acts whilst drunk in a club.
- And finally, she looks like a hot mess. Barfing diamonds.
For the love of all that is musical, and in support of the fight against venereal disease,
Ke$ha must go.