Sunday, February 20, 2011

Sweaty Classmates

Dear Sweaty Classmate,

If you are realllllly hot and sweaty, do not sit by me. Especially if I'm next to the wall. When you take off your coat, hot air wafts toward me as if you were a human space heater. You make me feel like I'm trapped in a steamy oven with your hair. And you keep poking me with your notebook. Please respect the armrest as an invisible cootie barrier. You are ruining my life.

Love, but actually hate,

Your Concerned Neighbor

Sweaty classmates must go.


  1. oh my gosh. how funny can you be? hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah.

  2. This reminds me of this kid named Michael Zhou in my 4th grade class. He would come in from recess looking like he had swam across the English Channel. It was INSANE.


What must go, must go.