Saturday, August 27, 2011

Leggings As Pants


You know, it's funny. They call them "leggings" because they aren't "pants". Those quotation marks were probably misused and that period was probably misplaced. But deal with it.

Last time I checked.... wearing semi-sheer stretch pants was only socially acceptable if you were currently filming a scene for Xanadu... and even then... it was sketchy. Would you wear tights without a skirt? No. Well guess what... when you wear leggings without a skirt... its pretttttty much the same thing.

If I had a nickel for every pair of inappropriate panties I have seen through a pair of thread bare leggings.... I would melt them all down and make a giant nickel plated spoon. And then I would take that spoon and gouge out my own eyes with it.

You know what is even better/worse than just plain old leggings as pants? Leggings as pants worn with boots. You look like a skanky jockey.

Leggings as pants must go.

1 comment:

What must go, must go.